Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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