: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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