just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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