Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she looked like the before picture.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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