Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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