it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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