so explain again why im purple
no
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Too much gin, very little bucket
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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