Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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