OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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