I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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