Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he thought i was a dude.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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