his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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