drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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