i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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