And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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