i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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