you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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