You're a womanizer and a bitch.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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