Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
