Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
