I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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