jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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