what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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