awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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