Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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