I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Randomize
