As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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