Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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