dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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