But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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