Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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