i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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