i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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