u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Randomize
