One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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