My friends, they love my intelligence
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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