why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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