whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Two words: blizzard sex
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