their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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