You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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