so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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