Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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