I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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