your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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