I love black thongs
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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