If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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