Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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