bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
vagina is talking i cant
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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