I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Just high enough for therapy.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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