That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
