i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
