the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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