Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Shame - the story of my life.
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